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The Biggest Dick Moves of 2011
In dishonor of the lamest, weirdest, and douchebaggiest events of 2011, we present the first annual Year in Dick Moves. Naturally, The Donald made our list:
April 7: Donald Trump Sends Investigators to Hawaii to Investigate Obama Birther Controversy The Donald’s private dicks, according to him, “[could not] believe what they’re finding”: everything except, apparently, the President’s actual birth certificate, which sank the birther charge and Trump’s political resonance along with it. As for his coulda-been presidency, this pretty much said it all: “Trump also insisted he’s more serious than ever about mounting a presidential bid, but said he can’t make a final decision until this season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up.”
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gq:
The Biggest Dick Moves of 2011
In dishonor of the lamest, weirdest, and douchebaggiest events of 2011, we present the first annual Year in Dick Moves. Naturally, The Donald made our list:
April 7: Donald Trump Sends Investigators to Hawaii to Investigate Obama Birther Controversy
The Donald’s private dicks, according to him, “[could not] believe what they’re finding”: everything except, apparently, the President’s actual birth certificate, which sank the birther charge and Trump’s political resonance along with it. As for his coulda-been presidency, this pretty much said it all: “Trump also insisted he’s more serious than ever about mounting a presidential bid, but said he can’t make a final decision until this season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up.”
He calls the shots and pays for them too
